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From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!) comes The Cat . Then you can start reading Kindle books on your smartphone, tablet, or computer - no Kindle device required.
From William J. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!) comes The Cat Rules (Everything. To get the free app, enter your mobile phone number.
With great wit and obvious devotion Thomas chronicles his rocky relationship with the "slightly food aggressive" and highly independent-minded Jake.
William Thomas clearly defines the relationship that we have with our pets and specifically his bond with his dog Jake. if you have a dog, this book is the best. i have read many dog books and this one is the greatest and funniest. It's a chuckle, then a laugh out loud little book.
Before there was Marley and Me, there was the The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!)
Before there was Marley and Me, there was the The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!). To read this book, upload an EPUB or FB2 file to Bookmate.
Unless it's his birthday, really cold outside, really hot outside, really dark outside. Okay, the dog can live in the house and we'll sell the doghouse to a rookie dog owner who doesn't know the rules. But the dog never goes on the furniture. All right, maybe the old furniture. Okay, the dog can go on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture, then we'll sell all the bloody furniture with the doghouse in a two-for-one deal. Once a cat person and the author of the bestseller Life in the Litter Box, Thomas explains: "Training a cat was easy.
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William J. Thomas (Wainfleet, Ontario), a nationally syndicated humor columnist in Canada, is the author of seven books and an award-winning writer of television movies. From School Library Journal: Adult/High School-Comical experiences are chronicled with campy, intermittent "The Dog Rules" lists. Thomas and his canine pal Jake's adventures started the day the duo drove from the doggie foster home to set up housekeeping near Toronto. Jake slyly encroached upon the author's turf. Thomas, author of the runaway bestseller The Dog Rules (Damn Near Everything!) comes The Cat Rules (Everything, Including the Dog!). Hysterics and hijinks surround Thomas’s handsome but devious companion Weggie, a clever little devil that could cause the Pope to curse. The scourge of the screen door and a hockey player to boot,Weggie provides a spirited romp through life along the lake. Also by William Thomas. See all books by William Thomas. About William Thomas. WILLIAM THOMAS is an author, a scriptwriter and a nationally syndicated humour columnist.
Growing up, the only books my brother read were about dogs. When did it become a rule that writers had to kill off their characters' canine companions?
Growing up, the only books my brother read were about dogs. He loved Jack London, who kills far too many dogs for me to enjoy reading his work. When did it become a rule that writers had to kill off their characters' canine companions? In almost every "heartwarming" Bildungsroman, the scruffy boy's scruffy dog dies.
If you have a dog, know a dog, or ever had one leak on your lawn, you'll laugh out loud at the manner in which these half-humans really do love their way to the top and take over as head of the household.
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